SAG

Okay so...I know I'm an actor because when I announce that I'm SAG-eligible and that they ran a Taft-Hartley on me in 2009, I expect these reactions:

Instead I get:

How is this not more exciting than the NASA internship, or the cocaine rats, or breathing?
This is.................................................. my childhood dream. My life-long dream.
No one seems to grasp the significance of it, or why it matters, or why it's such a big deal, or...AHHHH.

::explodes::